Alex: guys need to learn
Alex: to use the gay best friend
Alex: to their advantage
Alex: like
Alex: thats the fucking key to a girls heart
Alex: the gay best friend
10 months ago with 1 note
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Alex: ew
Alex: wtf
Me: lol
Alex: this is why people shouldn't give hickies
Alex: what the fuck
Alex: she isn't rihanna
Alex: this
Alex: what is this
10 months ago with 0 notes
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Me: what classes are you taking?
Alex: psych, econ, philosphy, and oral communications
Me: oral communications
Me: naughty
Alex: there was also anal communications
Me: LOL!
Alex: but im not advanced enough for that
Me: omg
10 months ago with 1 note
#AIM

Don't fuck with me or else I'll throw bags of seeds at yo face

Hatzie Tran: sorry about today
Tracy Huynh: it's whateva
Tracy Huynh: did you end up eating the seeds
Hatzie Tran: yes
Tracy Huynh: lol
Hatzie Tran: i felt the pain
Hatzie Tran: wen the bag of seeds
Hatzie Tran: hit my face
Hatzie Tran: TAKE UR FUKIN SEEDS
Tracy Huynh: LOL!
Hatzie Tran: *walks out*
Hatzie Tran: or was it
Tracy Huynh: did it really hurt that much
Tracy Huynh: i have an arm then
Hatzie Tran: "HERE! TAKE UR FUKIN SEEDS"
Hatzie Tran: dude that shit popped me in the face
11 months ago with 0 notes
#aim #Hatzie
Alex: "alex have you ever slept with a man?" "the only man i've slept with is the one in the mirror."
1 year ago with 1 note
#aim

Me: just getting my mom
Me: flowers
Me: and hatz’s mom a single one
Bao: what’s he gonna do for her
Me: i haz no idea
Bao: more like
Bao: i HATZ no idea
Bao: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: LOL!!!!

1 year ago with 1 note
#aim #Hatzie

Alex: i look at the gay people i know
Alex: and they have boyfriends
Alex: and so i look at their profiles (the boyfriends)
Alex: and i realize the gays i know have bad taste
Me: LOL!!!
Me: JELLY?
Alex: no okay if your boyfriend looks like a 2007 scene kid form myspace
Alex: i can’t
Me: ahahaha
Alex: i just can’t be jealous
Alex: I CANT BE JEALOUS WHEN SOMETHING
Alex: ISN’T OF QUALITY

1 year ago with 1 note
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Alex: y’all are so fucking ghetto.
Alex: WALKING A HAMSTER?
Alex: REALLY?
Alex: EVEN FLAVA FLAV DOESN’T WALK HAMSTERS.

1 year ago with 1 note
#aim
Alex: RUN GIRL
Me: WHY
Alex: I'M TRYNA GET YOUR BODY WET
1 year ago with 2 notes
#aim

Alex: You lucky bitch

Alex: Does he have any niggas that need a good ass

1 year ago with 1 note
#aim
Alex: I'm a cute bitch. SNAP AND FLIP.
1 year ago with 1 note
#aim
1 year ago with 1 note
#aim #Hatzie
1 year ago with 3 notes
#aim
T: Obviously, you haven't seen an African.
A: Honey, when I look in the mirror, all I see is African.
1 year ago with 1 note , via , source
#aim