Me: just getting my mom
Me: and hatz’s mom a single one
Bao: what’s he gonna do for her
Me: i haz no idea
Bao: more like
Bao: i HATZ no idea
Alex: i look at the gay people i know
Alex: and they have boyfriends
Alex: and so i look at their profiles (the boyfriends)
Alex: and i realize the gays i know have bad taste
Alex: no okay if your boyfriend looks like a 2007 scene kid form myspace
Alex: i can’t
Alex: i just can’t be jealous
Alex: I CANT BE JEALOUS WHEN SOMETHING
Alex: ISN’T OF QUALITY
Alex: y’all are so fucking ghetto.
Alex: WALKING A HAMSTER?
Alex: EVEN FLAVA FLAV DOESN’T WALK HAMSTERS.
Alex: You lucky bitch
Alex: Does he have any niggas that need a good ass