- Alex: "alex have you ever slept with a man?" "the only man i've slept with is the one in the mirror."
Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments
Me: just getting my mom
Me: flowers
Me: and hatz’s mom a single one
Bao: what’s he gonna do for her
Me: i haz no idea
Bao: more like
Bao: i HATZ no idea
Bao: HAHAHAHAHA
Me : LOL!!!!
Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments
Alex: i look at the gay people i know
Alex: and they have boyfriends
Alex: and so i look at their profiles (the boyfriends)
Alex: and i realize the gays i know have bad taste
Me: LOL!!!
Me: JELLY?
Alex: no okay if your boyfriend looks like a 2007 scene kid form myspace
Alex: i can’t
Me: ahahaha
Alex: i just can’t be jealous
Alex: I CANT BE JEALOUS WHEN SOMETHING
Alex: ISN’T OF QUALITY
Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments
Alex: y’all are so fucking ghetto.
Alex: WALKING A HAMSTER?
Alex: REALLY?
Alex: EVEN FLAVA FLAV DOESN’T WALK HAMSTERS.
Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments
- Alex: RUN GIRL
- Me: WHY
- Alex: I'M TRYNA GET YOUR BODY WET
Posted 1 month ago | 2 comments
Alex: You lucky bitch
Alex: Does he have any niggas that need a good ass
Posted 2 months ago | 1 comments
- Alex: I'm a cute bitch. SNAP AND FLIP.
Posted 2 months ago | 2 comments
- T: Obviously, you haven't seen an African.
- A: Honey, when I look in the mirror, all I see is African.
Posted 5 months ago | 1 comments
Posted 5 months ago | 12 comments
- Alex: i wish there was a college that gave degrees for masturbation
- Alex: i really enjoy hands-on learning
Posted 7 months ago | 11 comments
8:06:55 PM Tracy Huynh: i dunno what i want to do with my life
8:07:02 PM Alex: be a whore
8:07:07 PM Alex: thats what i want to do
8:07:09 PM Tracy Huynh: SHUT UP LOL
8:07:25 PM Alex: LOL i want to be a professional slut
8:07:30 PM Alex: but for like
8:07:32 PM Alex: rappers
8:07:39 PM Alex: i wanna be kat stacks
Posted 8 months ago | 6 comments
- Tracy Huynh: what if i went to a pole dancing class
- Tracy Huynh: how would you feel
- Alex: LOL
- Alex: thats fucking awesome
- Alex: make that pussy tighter
Posted 8 months ago | 1 comments


