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  • Alex: "alex have you ever slept with a man?" "the only man i've slept with is the one in the mirror."
Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments

Me: just getting my mom
Me: flowers
Me: and hatz’s mom a single one
Bao: what’s he gonna do for her
Me: i haz no idea
Bao: more like
Bao: i HATZ no idea
Bao: HAHAHAHAHA
Me : LOL!!!!

Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments

Alex: i look at the gay people i know
Alex: and they have boyfriends
Alex: and so i look at their profiles (the boyfriends)
Alex: and i realize the gays i know have bad taste
Me: LOL!!!
Me: JELLY?
Alex: no okay if your boyfriend looks like a 2007 scene kid form myspace
Alex: i can’t
Me: ahahaha
Alex: i just can’t be jealous
Alex: I CANT BE JEALOUS WHEN SOMETHING
Alex: ISN’T OF QUALITY

Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments

Alex: y’all are so fucking ghetto.
Alex: WALKING A HAMSTER?
Alex: REALLY?
Alex: EVEN FLAVA FLAV DOESN’T WALK HAMSTERS.

Posted 2 weeks ago | 1 comments
  • Alex: RUN GIRL
  • Me: WHY
  • Alex: I'M TRYNA GET YOUR BODY WET
Posted 1 month ago | 2 comments

Alex: You lucky bitch

Alex: Does he have any niggas that need a good ass

Posted 2 months ago | 1 comments
  • Alex: I'm a cute bitch. SNAP AND FLIP.
Posted 2 months ago | 2 comments
Posted 2 months ago | 1 comments
Posted 3 months ago | 3 comments
  • T: Obviously, you haven't seen an African.
  • A: Honey, when I look in the mirror, all I see is African.
Posted 5 months ago | 1 comments
Posted 5 months ago | 12 comments
Posted 6 months ago | 3 comments
  • Alex: i wish there was a college that gave degrees for masturbation
  • Alex: i really enjoy hands-on learning
Posted 7 months ago | 11 comments

8:06:55 PM Tracy  Huynh: i dunno what i want to do with my life
8:07:02 PM Alex: be a whore
8:07:07 PM Alex: thats what i want to do
8:07:09 PM Tracy  Huynh: SHUT UP LOL
8:07:25 PM Alex: LOL i want to be a professional slut
8:07:30 PM Alex: but for like
8:07:32 PM Alex: rappers

8:07:39 PM Alex: i wanna be kat stacks

Posted 8 months ago | 6 comments
  • Tracy Huynh: what if i went to a pole dancing class
  • Tracy Huynh: how would you feel
  • Alex: LOL
  • Alex: thats fucking awesome
  • Alex: make that pussy tighter
Posted 8 months ago | 1 comments



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