• Bus lady - Why would you order something when your bus comes in a minute and expect us to make your shit for you in a couple of seconds and rush us. We only have two workers and other customers. Fucking stupid.
• Crazy old white lady - OMFG. This lady was a fucking lunatic. Even my boss said she’s crazy. She’s apparently a regular and she always TALKS, even to strangers and just out of nowhere. She’s so fucking rude and blunt. My co-worker says “she’s not all there” and even my boss laughs at how crazy she is. She freaking came in and put a couple of rocks on top of the pastry cabinet and told us it’s for good luck. Then she keeps asking me creepy questions about my boss and his lady friend. She was asking rude things to one of the customers and when she ordered a bottle of water, I was gonna ring the next customer really quick because they were only ordering one drink, and I might as well round up all the orders fast. She’s gonna fucking bitch at me mockingly like I’m stupid and go “I DON’T KNOW YOU! I’M NOT A PART OF THIS GROUP.” I made sure that bitch noticed my glare. We only had large bottles of water with the sippy thing. I could hear her talk to the other customer going “wow these young new co-workers these days.” So when I gave her the order hella fast, she’s gonna go “wow really? These are for runners, you know, people who run and work out, so they can drink while they’re run.” BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ORDERED A GLASS ANYWAY. So it doesn’t even matter.

I swear, shit always happens on Wednesdays. Wednesdays should not be my work days. Oh well, at least I got paid. And this sweet girl complimented on my eyeliner c: